djtrimal:

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

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*watches Netflix

(via cumfort)

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

(via oknope)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via daddyslittlevictoria)

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(Source: wayfaringblonde, via fake-mermaid)

"And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave."
(via girlssogay)

(Source: hannahhpricee, via london2015)

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels, via lost-inthe-light)

sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

(Source: sonia-nvm, via hotboyproblems)


kill the imposter

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied, via hotboyproblems)

thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this